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While вЂњColt 45вЂќ in the title may initially be misleading, keep in mind Afroman refers to malt liquor, not a firearm. But this is all too real, and much funnier than anyone wants to confess.ДЄ Colt 45 Christmas belongs to the category of albums you donвЂ™t want to admit enjoying, but canвЂ™t help bursting into fits of uncontrollable laughter. As such, you may be so inclined to believe that this is a fictitious album, as Afroman is the last artist whoвЂ™d be expected to kick it Christmas style. Chances are you may be familiar with his hilarious stoner tales вЂњ Because I Got HighвЂќ and вЂњ Crazy RapвЂќ (contrary to what your friends tell you, the track is NOT named вЂњColt 45вЂќ). YouвЂ™ve probably heard of Afroman, but IвЂ™ll wager you havenвЂ™t been exposed to his holiday album, A Colt 45 Christmas. Try not to keep from bursting into fits of giggles while the artist woof-woof-woofs in tune to вЂњJingle Bells,вЂќ double-times through вЂњChristmastime is Here,вЂќ or jollily bounces down John LennonвЂ™s вЂњImagine.вЂќ Just like spiking eggnog spices up the holiday merriment, Richard CheeseвЂ™s Silent Nightclub is sure to get the Christmas party popping. Additionally, CheeseвЂ™s mock-serious, sleazy delivery packs a ramshackle sled of laughs. Silent Nightclub serves up a hearty, creative dose of mildly, though carefully and astutely selected tracks. Cheese exploits both Christmas and Las Vegas clichГ©s, stuffing both into a witty stocking. Rudolph bets on red and the Wise Men roll sevens.

As the sole original track вЂњChristmas In Las VegasвЂќ paints an entertaining portrait of Vegas with a twist. вЂњLast XmasвЂќ is actually only 18 seconds long, and Cheese explains the shortened Wham cover by proclaiming вЂњвЂ¦that song sucks.вЂќ Sorry Wham fans. This album by no means seeks to replace the original versions of your holiday favorites. The version of вЂњJingle BellsвЂќ on Silent Nightclub features animal noises rather than the actual lyrics. Cheese also includes вЂњ Ice, Ice Baby,вЂќ вЂњ Imagine,вЂќ вЂњ Naughty Girl,вЂќ вЂњ The Trees,вЂќ вЂњ I Melt With You,вЂќ and finishes on an appropriate note with вЂњ Holidae Inn.вЂќ His choices are undeniably unique for a Christmas CD, and youвЂ™ll be gnawing the candy cane in your martini in no time.ДЄmusingly, though predictably, even the holiday tracks arenвЂ™t exactly straightforward. Cleverly, he includes вЂњLike a VirginвЂќ and unless youвЂ™re quick to ponder the non-commercial aspects of Christmas, the reason for inclusion may pass you by like Santa skipping the naughty kid on your block. Conservative religious folks may be offended, but one listen to the disc and itвЂ™s obvious Cheese isnвЂ™t meant to be taken seriously. MadonnaвЂ™s вЂњ Like a VirginвЂќ follows up вЂњHoliday in Cambodia,вЂќ a hilarious reference to the Virgin Mary. He does however, use jingle bells and a Christmas melody to provide a festive ambiance. Cheese opens with Dead KennedysвЂ™ punk anthem вЂњ Holiday in Cambodia,вЂќ presumably because it contains the word holiday. And most of the time the connection is more of a stretch than the Grinch shimmying down a narrow brick chimney.

The other 10 are mainly pop hits which slightly relate to the holidays. Only five of the 15 total songs are traditional Christmas tunes. A quick glance at the tracklist and the brow furrows in confusion. As the name suggests, the album is an amalgamation of вЂњholidayвЂќ hits. Hitting play sucks you into a portal, transporting listeners into a Vegas cocktail bar complete with martini and halfway unbuttoned silk shirt.ДЄmid CheeseвЂ™s extensive catalog is an aptly titled Silent Nightclub. A comedic singer, he performs lounge and swing style takes on top 40 hits. Richard Cheese may not be a household name, though after this review youвЂ™ll likely plow through his entire discography quicker than a one horse open sleigh.

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